The Problem with Stupid People...

I have decided what the problem with stupid people is. They must outwardly show their stupidity.  If they were stupid, yet only in their heads, the world would actually be a better place. However, the case is not so. They are without a doubt, the problem of the planet.

Let me break in down for you. They say things like, "Peanut butter will make you fat," while you are eating peanut butter. Or maybe they continually ask your advice on something you obviously have no clue about, (and apparently they don't either.) "My doctor says my cat is fat and can only eat twice a day. But he is hungry. What should I do?" I am sorry, I am saving the world at the moment and cannot deal with this issue (?)

Now before you think I spend on my time thinking of stupid people, let me make things clear, my time is way to valuable for this. I came to this realization while walking home from work. After a long day, in heels, I walked the 40 minute walk home (that actually takes and hour in heels). When I was almost to my street an idiot rolled down their window and flung an egg at me. I was shocked, in pain, and disgustingly covered in egg. I, at first, did not know what had happened. I assumed the wine bottle gift a student gave me broke in my arms. It was painful, so I thought I was bleeding. As I looked down to see the wine bottle still intact, I noticed the disgusting yoke I was covered in. (Note: I was vegan before moving to Italy.)

Some nice ladies passed and called the police. They then said in Italian how stupid this was. Then it hit me. Yes, these were stupid people.

I came home to wonderful roommates, and met Arianna's mother for the first time covered in egg.  Everyone assured me egg-throwing is not an Italian pastime, just something stupid people do.

So for my conclusion, I have learned there are stupid people in every country on every continent.